Me and some friends had a few drinks together in the weekend. OK, it ended up being a lot of drinks. When we had knocked back a few too many we ended up discussing which of our friends’ wives we were attracted to.
To cut a long story short: No one wanted my wife.
Anyway, I have compiled this list of bikini hotties who are much better looking than both mine and my friends’ wives.
Edit: August 2008 I edited this page because some of the photos were simply too hot to be shown on a PG site!
1. Ice Queen
Bling bling bikini lady, I can’t afford you.
2. Statue woman from the sky
Of course, this one is drop dead gorgeous, but she is probably unable to share a family size pizza with me.
3. Punishment hottie
This hot bikini babe reminds me of the time I suggested to my wife that she should wear a g-string to the beach, or to the bedroom at least. She ended up slapping my face.
4. Conservative crazy chick
This one looks a bit conservative, but she is able to smile because she is feeling crazy today, wearing a bikini & bathsuit combo.
5. Las Vegas convention hottie
This is the type of hard to explain credit card statement after your weekend in Vegas.