https://sunandsin.com/articles/124/1/All-those-things-to-think-about-when-having-an-one-night-stand/Page1.html
Published on 06/15/2007
Here's something to think about from Craigslist:
One night stand boy,
Thank you for buying me all those fancy, lime-flavored drinks, and thank you for listening to me as I got tipsy and rambled on. Thank you for taking me home and fucking my brains out, thank you! Thanks for being a good guy and having condoms with you, and for wanting to use them, and being a responsible person. Thank you for needing to use more than one, and for having a huge dick. All in all, a wonderful one-night-stand experience.