It could turn out to be a cold day in hell, or you might see some pigs flying by your window if we see Britney Spears adopting two Chinese babies. 

Take the validity of the story for what it’s worth, seeing that Britain's News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears is going to adopt Chinese twins. The article says that Britney is apparently telling all of her friends that she is in the final stages of talks with the adoption agency.

Who in their right mind would allow Britney to adopt two let alone one baby?  She already got her own children taken away from her for numerous reasons, why does she feel she should be allowed to have two more.  I wonder if she knows she has to keep them for ever or if she thinks you can like resell them on Ebay.