1. "I hope you have herpes too."

2. <When giving oral> "Hmm.. it has been some time since you last showered, hasn´t it?"

3. "Oh my sweet little cake, I really would like to teach you what a "Dirty Sanchez" is."

4. <when in doggystyle position> "Please say "baa baa."

5. "This is good, but your sister/mother/father is better."