Me: How are you tonight?

BW: Excuse me?

Me: How. Are. You. Doing. This. Wondrous. Evening. ???.

BW: Uh, okay, I guess.

Me: Me too.

BW: Excuse me?

Me: Me. Too.

BW: Uh, that’s good.

Me: The weather’s been really nice, hasn’t it?

BW: I’m sorry?

Me: The weather. Sunshine. Good.

BW: Listen, are you the valet?

Here's a link to a few more interviews with beautiful women.