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10 reasons I would never date a fat man
- By Elaine Jacelle
- Published 08/9/2007
- Health and Body

I bet some may oppose my opinion on this, but I hope that there are girls out there who are not hypocrites to admit that all things being equal, they would rather choose the athletic type over the big fat guy. I’m slender, but not the Nicole Richie anorexic type, and never in my wildest dream will I date a fat man. Here’s why:
1. If I am with a fat man, I may be tempted to eat like him
If I am with a fat guy and he’s the type who eats every chance he gets, what am I suppose to do? Watch him eat? That’s so pathetic. I mean, I may be tempted to join him especially if he’s munching on my favorite desert and that would really ruin my diet. I would rather be with a health buff who knows how to watch his calories.
2. I can’t imagine having sex with a fat dude!
A fat dude naked in front of me? Sorry, if it’s cold and heartless of me, but it’s not a nice sight. Plus what positions can we do with his fat ass? I’m the type of girl who’d rather keep the lights on to see the masculine aura of my guy. A muscle is hot, fat is not!
Actually there are a lot of things I would like to point out in this section. A fat guy would easily be out of breath. I wonder if he has the energy to keep up with me. Athletic guys have the stamina when it comes to intimacy in between the sheets but a fat man will doze to sleep, snoring loud after the first round. That’s actually based on experience and some common sense. Come on ladies, agree with me.
3. Being fat may possible be a reflection of his inner mess
Okay, not-the-typical-me, but let’s get intellectual here. In a psychological point of view, some people tend to overeat as a way to divert themselves from their frustrations. They turn to compulsive over-eating which makes them obese. They don’t overeat just because the food is sumptuous but there’s something deeper than that. Honestly, I don’t want to date a guy who has a lot of psychological troubles.
4. The physical attribute of a person shows how disciplined he is
Again, intellectually speaking (duh!), an obese body is just a reflection of their lack of self-control. We all can look trim and sexy if we want to and the crucial part is, if we exert effort. But what do these so-called-big guys do? They choose to eat and be a loser. Okay you may have naturally good-looking genes, so why let it go to waste? Hit the gym before you ask me out!
5. I don’t want to be asked this question: "What did you see in that fat bf of yours?"
To some extent we all consider the looks, right? I’m not a fat loser, I’m gorgeous and I can prove that. If I date a fat guy, I would expect that I would be bombarded with a lot of questions why I am dating him. The last thing I want is to defend my choice to every individual out there. So I see to it, that I am proud of my taste when it comes to guys. Please, don’t be a plastic, I know you’d be more proud if the guy towering beside you have six-pack abs than a flabby stomach.
6. I don’t want to get attention for the wrong uncool reasons
This may be related to the reason I just stated above. A big fat guy is so "visible" wherever we go. Those very honest kids at the groceries may be pointing at us asking their mom’s why he is such a fat guy. Well, you know, kids ask a lot of why’s. If you are at a party, an athletic guy is a hotter accessory than a fat guy. I may look classy and sophisticated, but it may ruin my chances of being the star of the night because of my preference.
7. Because it’s a small world
If he’s too big, he may take up all the space in bed. I may not even feel comfortable with him in the car (just in case we have a small one). We may not fit together if we enter the door at the same time. The shower may feel too crowded, considering that it’s just the two of us. I told you, it’s a small world (lol).
8. In case of emergency, a fat guy can’t run fast
Well, I am just trying to be hilarious but it’s true. What I would really like to emphasize here is that, I am the outdoor type who digs fun activities and sports.
Since he’s fat, I think it’s reasonable for me to assume that he’d rather watch it than engage in the real action. How can I convince him to go hiking, swimming, or skiing with me when he’s a certified couch potato? Maybe I won’t really invite him, he won’t look good in those fitted sportswear anyway. What an eyesore!
9. His fart may really stink!
I know what I said is gross, so I’ll keep it sweet and short. He’s fat, eats anything he fancies and does not even exercise. So what do you expect? A really stinky fart will destroy the romance when he accidentally release the gas in the bedroom. It’s not even funny!
10. Last but not the least, because I am shallow (I bet that’s what you’re thinking)
I am not afraid to admit to myself and to people here that I care about what the society thinks about me. Again, all things being equal (except for the weight, of course), would you choose a fat guy over an athletic guy? Don’t get me wrong, I do have a big heart. Maybe if he really loves me, he’d go to the gym and remove his excess baggage. I guess a better reason for him to do this is if he really loves himself. Enough said.
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28 Responses to "10 reasons I would never date a fat man" 
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said this on 09 Aug 2007 9:52:52 AM EDT
Funny and witty! :) But I love big teddy bears too!
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said this on 09 Aug 2007 10:18:18 AM EDT
This world is going to Hell in a handbasket
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said this on 09 Aug 2007 10:29:35 AM EDT
You are right fat people slack at taking care of themselves. it's true you could exercise or just eat less / more healthy. All is choice in the life.
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said this on 09 Aug 2007 11:11:30 AM EDT
11. - They wheeze when going up stairs.
The flight of stairs is the fatty's natural predator. |
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said this on 09 Aug 2007 11:15:49 AM EDT
You're right, you are very shallow. If a potential date is fat, then he's the type of guy who's confident in his own skin; some of the best people I know are overweight, fatness doesn't reflect inner mess. Their farts won't necessarily stink either, some people are fat because of how their body works, so that's a stupid point. Some day you'll wake up and realize you have thighs the size tsunamis, and you won't be able to get with any guy, while these fat guys will probably be dating younger, better looking, skinnier girls. That's just how your superficial world works unfortunately. Then you wont have a choice but to attract attention for the wrong reasons. Make some sense woman.
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said this on 09 Aug 2007 1:50:53 PM EDT
"copy and paste", I bet you are a fat woman or man, I dunno but you sound kinda defensive! She's right, being fat is a choice! so go hit the gym!
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said this on 09 Aug 2007 3:46:47 PM EDT
How about 10 reasons I'd never date a shallow, vain woman...
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said this on 09 Aug 2007 4:35:40 PM EDT
Elaine, I love you. I love women like you. It's females like yourself that allow me to only sleep alone when I absolutely want to.
Pay attention men. Life gets a helluva lot better after spending a few hours a week in the gym for a few months. Work, play, sex, sports, life! It all gets better. Some apsects of life get better because you are physically able to do them effectively. Other aspects of life get better because... well... our society treats physically attractive people better than... than... the fugs. What? I don't make the fucking rules. I do know the rules, finally. And I'm playing to win. #3 is VERY true. Once I got over all of my insecurities and the bullshit I had in my head, I found the motivation (and self-love) to get my pudgy butt to the gym. #9 is damn funny. I'll have you know that I am very athletic, but you will have a hard time finding someone who has smellier farts than I. I take great pride in this. As a former pudgy, I wholeheartedly agree with Elaine and her blatantly shallow and superficial post. Stay superficial, Elaine. Wimmens like yerself keep us womanizers happy out here. -R |
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said this on 10 Aug 2007 4:49:47 AM EDT
you're just being honest! :)
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said this on 11 Aug 2007 4:54:07 AM EDT
Lookin' 4ward to more juicy articles from you!
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said this on 16 Aug 2007 4:50:14 AM EDT
I wonder how Elaine looks like!?
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said this on 16 Aug 2007 8:23:28 PM EDT
I totally aggree with this whole post, now, being honest, iv never been a 'fat guy' but i have been overweight, which makes my face look pudgy, and therfore ugly, i had a long date free school experience, i was never superficial, i had a few larger girlfriends, who were really awesome i must say, tons of personallity, lots of fun, (im not talking about morbid obesity here, just overweight girls) my eyes were opened to how unsatisfactory this was, when talking with a friend of mine about his skinny beautiful girlfriend, he was no better looking than i, but slightly slimmer, he told me that his life was 100% better since he started working out, a catalyst for this thought process was.. well we went to a lap dancing club, and just having all those beautiful skinny shallow as fcuk women around me really made me realise what i was missing out on.. to be honest im about 1/3 of the way to achieving my goal.. but this story is so true, we all have the ability to change ourselves, those who dont aggree with the article or this comment, are like i used to be, they have not realised WHY they need to change, and are not motivated... you know i should just go the whole 9 yards and write my own huge article
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said this on 19 Sep 2007 2:13:34 PM EDT
I understand the point of the story but at the same time I can't tell you how depressed I am after reading this.
I'm a 'fat guy' but it's not because I eat junk food and don't exercise. I eat better and work out way more then most people I know but because of bad genetics and a severe thyroid disorder my doctor has said that me being 'athletic' was virtually impossible. I've always hoped that my personality was enough to get together with someone special but I see now why at 27 I've never really dated. So sad... Oh, and by the way, I eat so well (whole fruits, vegetable, etc.) that I don't have problems with bad gas, just so you know. |
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said this on 23 Sep 2007 10:55:18 AM EDT
First off, Elaine...I would just like to say you're a complete and utter fucking moron and people like you are the reason that men build guns.
"Fat guys farts stink?" Are you fucking kidding me? Are you actually serious?? EVERYONE'S FARTS STINK YOU STUCK UP FUCKING TWAT! First off...a little background...I'm 6'9" and 400 lbs. I have been a big guy my whole fucking life, and I'm not ashamed of it one fucking bit. Secondly, I have had some of the hottest fucking pussy ever in my life. And you know what? It was from ordinary girls. You know..the ones bitches like you fucking talking shit about while you get drunk and suck random cock and think you're fucking cool. Let me give you fucking boneheads a little physics lesson. I played football for 12 years. High School, College, and Semi Pro. I played against them all, meatheads like Mr. Studly up there, and fucking little skinny pricks with something to prove by tackling the fat guy. And I've demolished them all. Why? Because I'm fat and better than you. I can run the 40 in 4.8...and I'm 400 lbs...so don't tell me I can't move fast cunt. I hit with a force of 1200 plus pounds, so I would probably wreck your six pack sporting asshat of a boyfriend in one hit. It's simple physics bitch...the 300 pound tub of lard kicks the SHIT out of the 150 lb Muscle Head any day of the week. Ask any Goddamn fight trainer. He'll tell you. Winded walking up the stairs? lol What fucking morons. I cannot wait until this world is destroyed and people like you are sent to hell. That is all morons. |
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said this on 23 Sep 2007 3:07:20 PM EDT
uggggh why are u fucking defensive guys? Admit it, would u want a flabby stomach or a six-pack abs?
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said this on 25 Sep 2007 11:30:55 PM EDT
A good read, all those fatties need to get their lard asses to the gym or have to settle for fat girls to date.
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said this on 01 Oct 2007 11:42:03 PM EDT
Hmmm Joe.... I agree with you!
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said this on 06 Oct 2007 4:22:52 PM EDT
I see where you are coming from. Fat phobia is very real.
However, have you ever taken the time to get to know someone who happens to be fat? (NO I am not saying go out and fuck the next fat person you see tonight.) Do you have any overweight friends? What if they saw this article? Fat people have feelings and personalities too. (Shocker I know.) I am not defending fat people because I am one. I am an athletic 5'9" 150 lb woman. I have also dated and fallen in love with a fat man before. I broke up with him because I hid him from my friends in shame and was essentially living a double life. I was afraid of the harassment I would receive from my family and friends. I miss him deeply. I fear have made the worst mistake in my life by letting him go for such stupid and shallow reasons. He had a better personality than any of your jock boyfriends could ever dream of having. You should be ashamed of yourself for picking on people like you just did. What is this 2nd grade? Have a little compassion. A soul would help too. P.S. My farts were ALWAYS more smelly than his. ;) |
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said this on 27 Jan 2008 5:34:03 PM EDT
your a bitch damn, i mean ive never heard a bigger load of bullshit. i mean damn ur a bitch. you need to go to hell or something. everyones gets fat its a fact of life. all women look the same at 40 so y the hell is it so important that you date a hot guy. and remember most of you smarter people in this world are fat people. stupid ass cunt bitch. i hope you rot in hell.
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said this on 15 Feb 2008 6:37:23 AM EDT
You fuckin piece of shit. youre what this world needs less of. youre probably a dumb bitch who sucks cocks and gets banged for a shot or a beer at the clubs and bars arent you? do everyone who disagrees with this and i a favor and go jump off a cliff and while youre at it take every single asshole in here who thinks the way you do with you. 8o) have a nice day.
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said this on 06 Mar 2008 1:28:28 AM EDT
I'm a fat guy, and I absolutely agree with Elaine.
I would never try to go out with an attractive skinny woman like her. It doesn't make sense, and her explanation is the best I can point to. That's why I stick with fat chicks 'cause fat chicks will date fat guys for some reason. |
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said this on 20 Apr 2008 6:28:54 PM EDT
blunt and very honest, I like it.
(I am a guy) |
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said this on 16 Jul 2008 12:59:11 AM EDT
There are a lot of undisciplined
thin people as well so dont fall for that myth.I have seen lots of thin people that cant stop drinking or put down the drugs or get off their ass and go to work etc...I bet that i could find some undisciplined behavior in your life. If we all can be thin and sexy that easily then no one ever would be fat! You clearly are very ignorant when it comes to food addiction so zip your lip you pseudo intellectual hypocrite! |
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said this on 19 Jul 2008 7:25:01 PM EDT
i think u are a load of bullshit i am a fat guy only because of medication i was on when i was 10 yrs old so fuck u. U dumb ass cunt. i am 18 yrs old now and i can do the same shit that a jock can do and i can keep up with them too so go suck a cock and jump off of a fucking cliff plus being fat runs in my genes bitch and i am still an attractive guy i ride my bike for 4 hrs everyday and walk for 6 hrs everyday so suck a dick bitch
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said this on 21 Jul 2008 6:32:45 PM EDT
I think there's some truth to what was said there, however I dated a fat man for 4 years and there was never a problem "keeping up" so to speak, in any realm... and although people tend to attribute FAT with lazy and STUPID... well there just isn't always a correlation. I think for the purpose of this whole list or ten reasons not to date a fat man... I think it should be "ten reasons I won't date a fat man" mostly because the claims made are not completely factual, but they seem more like personal preference. The way I figure it, don't date someone you're not attracted to, that's just stupid... but just becuase you're not attracted to someone doesn't mean another person can't be. If that were the case, I'd have a excerpt to say 10 reasons not to date bald men, short men, or men over 30... its all preference! We should ALL be happy with the ones we chose to be with.
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said this on 29 Jul 2008 5:07:06 AM EDT
I don't see why everyones making a fuss about this. You're not nearly as annoying as the girl who claims she just doesn't like ethnic men. Fat is a partial choice. If all you lardos complaining got sent to a concentrarion camp, within 6-8 weeks you'd be qualified to date this so called whore.
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said this on 30 Jul 2008 11:37:06 PM EDT
This is so wrong. I love having sex
with my boyfriend. I am 5'5" 130lbs and my boyfriend is 5'10" 260lbs. He has no trouble keeping up in the bedroom. she hes over a hundred pounds more than i am, but that doesn't mean hes not amazing at pleasing me. I think this was totally shallow and you should love a guy for who they are and not what they look like. I hope your husband or boyfriend treats you like shit cause you treat people that are different from you like that. Fucking Bitch is what you are. |

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